What a feeling under the stars, my body's rotating from Venus through Mars

 -Hey, Skype is great (and free), because, let's face it, you're on the other side of the world!

-Ah, nooooo, YOU're on the other side of the world!! :-P

-Ah, NO! YOU're in the other side of the world!! :-PPPPPPP

-Hahaha, so, how come you're not hanging upside down? 

:-PPPPP

Martian census!!?!  ;-D! What about that?

-Geeks are always dangerous if they're against you!

-So, ok, turn on the runcible! And "don't worry, it's perfectly safe. Runcibles hardly ever go wrong."

:-D